早晨5点钟，父女俩正在吃早饭，天还没亮小棉袄就想出去玩，爸爸开始试图循循善诱地教导，不料小棉袄滴水泼不进丝毫不为所动，生生地把一场父女的对话演变成了小棉袄对老爸的审讯，大老爷们儿在小萝莉追问下倒出了自己一大箩筐糗事，彻底抓狂了... ...
感谢【美女世界】论坛美风版主支持，应邀扮演小棉袄。 美风是战斗在covid一线的医生，我本想尽量少占用她时间，少录几个why就可以, 额外的我根据剧情拷贝粘贴就可以，可她十分敬业，足足录了所有14个 why 加一个okay。
此贴是我的参加美语世界论坛八月【MYSJ COSPLAY】活动帖的中文版本。
美语世界的原帖在此：【MYSJ COSPLAY】Girl brutally interrogate dad!!!
这个配音不是真正卡拉OK配音秀，素材是来自油管的一段爆笑父女对话，下载后，分离原音频。声音是在双方熟悉台词后，各自独立录音，然后通过后期加工对齐声音。此贴我用三次完成，第一天收到美风音频后我自己录音，第二天音频后期，第三天制作视频，外加一天政审。
台词如下也是从原视频中记录下的：
Sweet little girl's brutal interrogation of her dad!
G : Papa can we play outside?
D: No!!!! 
G: Why??? 
D: coz it's 5 o'clock in the morning, it's too early.
G: Why?!
D: the sun hasn't come up yet. (mouth half filled)
G: Why?
D: becaus~(swallow)se... the sun comes up later
G: Y?
D: well, the earth goes around when it turns a certain amount, sun shows on the horizon.
G: Y?
D: I don't know!!
G: Y~ai? Why don't you know Papa?
D: coz I didn't pay attention in school , ok, I didn't listenin' class.
G: Y?
D: coz I was high all the time… I smoke too much pots.
G: WHHHH~~Y? 
D: I ain.. I aint think it would matter.
G: Y?
D: I just figure my life will come to on its own, then I met your mom and you came along, so now I work at the muffler shop.
G: Y?
D: well, it's too late for me to pursue a career now since your mom has a job with benefit, I stay home I take care you, coz what I make, it is pretty much a joke.
G: Y?
D: well the service economy replace manufacturing, there's no real job in America anymore.
G: Y?
D: we got good jobs for a while, it's just we're lucky and now we're unlucky
G: Y?
D: it's just the way it goes.
G: Y?
D: coz God is dead, we're alone.
G: okay!! 
D: 
