爆笑对话，小棉袄执着追问，老爸彻底抓狂

早晨5点钟，父女俩正在吃早饭，天还没亮小棉袄就想出去玩，爸爸开始试图循循善诱地教导，不料小棉袄滴水泼不进丝毫不为所动，生生地把一场父女的对话演变成了小棉袄对老爸的审讯，大老爷们儿在小萝莉追问下倒出了自己一大箩筐糗事，彻底抓狂了... ...

感谢【美女世界】论坛美风版主支持，应邀扮演小棉袄。 美风是战斗在covid一线的医生，我本想尽量少占用她时间，少录几个why就可以, 额外的我根据剧情拷贝粘贴就可以，可她十分敬业，足足录了所有14个 why 加一个okay。

此贴是我的参加美语世界论坛八月【MYSJ COSPLAY】活动帖的中文版本。

美语世界的原帖在此：【MYSJ COSPLAY】Girl brutally interrogate dad!!!

这个配音不是真正卡拉OK配音秀，素材是来自油管的一段爆笑父女对话，下载后，分离原音频。声音是在双方熟悉台词后，各自独立录音，然后通过后期加工对齐声音。此贴我用三次完成，第一天收到美风音频后我自己录音，第二天音频后期，第三天制作视频，外加一天政审。

台词如下也是从原视频中记录下的：

Sweet little girl's brutal interrogation of her dad!

G :  Papa can we play outside?

D:  No!!!!

G: Why???

D: coz  it's 5 o'clock in the morning, it's too early.

G: Why?!

D: the sun hasn't come up yet. (mouth half filled)

G: Why?

D: becaus~(swallow)se... the sun comes up later

G: Y?

D: well, the earth goes around when it turns a certain amount,  sun shows on the horizon.

G: Y?

D: I don't know!!

G: Y~ai? Why don't you know Papa?

D: coz I didn't pay attention in school , ok, I didn't listenin' class.

G: Y?

D: coz I was high all the time… I smoke too much pots.

G: WHHHH~~Y?

D: I ain.. I aint think it would matter.

G: Y?

D: I just figure my life will come to on its own, then I met your mom and you came along, so now I work at the muffler shop.

G: Y?

D: well, it's too late for me to pursue a career now since your mom has a job with benefit, I stay home I take care you, coz what I make,  it is pretty much a joke.

G: Y?

D: well the service economy replace manufacturing, there's no real job in America anymore.

G: Y?

D: we got good jobs for a while,  it's just we're lucky and now we're unlucky

G: Y?

D: it's just the way it goes.

G: Y?

D: coz God is dead, we're alone.

G: okay!!

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