Tiger Woods joke.（儿童不宜！）

> On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her hu*****and, "I have a confession to make. I'm not a virgin. I've been with one other guy."
>
> "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
> "Tiger Woods, the golfer."
> "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that."
>
> The couple then makes passionate love. When they finish, the hu*****and gets up and walks to the telephone.
>
> "What are you doing?" asks the wife.
> "I'm hungry. I'm calling room service."
> "Tiger wouldn't do that."
> "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
> "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
>
> The hu*****and drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time. When they finish, he goes back to the phone.
>
> "What are you doing now?" she asks.
> "I'm still hungry, so I'm going to ring room service for some food."
> "Tiger wouldn't do that."
> "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
> "He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
>
> The hu*****and puts the phone down and heads back to bed. Exhausted after the third lovemaking session, he shuffles back to the phone and starts to dial.
>
> The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
> "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"

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• :))) I should have guessed the ending -nuts000- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/02/2009 postreply 13:13:44