贴个关于各个藤校的笑话

How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*None--New Haven looks better in the dark.

How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*None---Hanover doesn't have electricity.

How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.

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• 还是疙瘩最潮流 -成功的飞过- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:19:37

• 这才是把饼做大的win win局面，哈哈 -BrightLine- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:23:58

• 哥大这个是最新版本吧LOL -wd6- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:19:48

• 哈哈哈。 -qiandongshenxia- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:23:31

• 哈哈，少一个吧 -徽州老家- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:31:49

• Ithaca: wait for we fight out it's a private or public bulb -成功的飞过- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:51:15

• 哈哈哈，有意思 -江城_83- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/26/2024 postreply 12:38:56