贴个关于各个藤校的笑话

How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*None--New Haven looks better in the dark.

How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*None---Hanover doesn't have electricity.

How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.