华人家长会这样干吗?

Mom Seeks Experienced Girl to Take Harvard-Bound Son's Virginity

Looking to send her nerdy son off to Harvard in style, this helicopter parent to end all helicopter parents has taken to Craigslist's "casual encounters" section to seek a young woman who can help claim the "socially awkward" boy's virginity, and turn him into a "cool college kid."

The plan is simple: You, a 19 to 20-something seductress, pick up a pair of complimentary tickets to "some great concert," where your target, a handsome 18-year-old varsity cross country team member with "almost zero body fat" will be waiting unsuspectingly.

"Now you spring into action," the ad continues:

You start talking to him during the concert and eventually pick him up. Ask him to take you somewhere after and ditch your friends. Then you seduce him and take his virginity. Keep dating him (and showing him different sex positions) til he goes to college and then let him go gently so he'll have the confidence to date other girls once he's there.

There's a catch, of course: Whatever you do, don't fall in love.

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• 男孩家长应该会。 -incywincy- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:05:52

• 可能 -weston- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:57:13

• 以前有一部电影就是讲这样的安排 -skitahoe- ♀ (126 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:27:49

• 不是说 The Graduate? -weston- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:50:55

• No,but I forgot the name -skitahoe- ♀ (138 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 19:09:55

• 估计西兄看着干着急，恨不得以身作则哈:-） -胡宙- ♀ (82 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:31:45

• 让他怎么作哈，胡诌！ -mmmwww- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:44:39

• LP 这样送礼给 LG倒也听说过 lol -weston- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:52:26

• 古代有钱人家少爷不常常这样吗？ -liveinca- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:34:35

• 不奇怪 -liveinca- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:35:31

• 有个地方叫拉斯维加斯，付点钱就搞定，有必要这么招摇么？这个张扬得动机不纯 -skyport- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:42:52

• 显然不想用pro -weston- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:52:47

• 折花莫待花枝老 -WISEBAO- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:50:45

• 包妈开明! -weston- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:53:15

• 说人话！LOL -jingzhumama- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:57:20

• 乡下话，听不懂？ -WISEBAO- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:58:21

• LOL，确实听不懂 -时间呢- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:59:31

• 我只会江北话 -jingzhumama- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 19:02:17

• 嘘. 不要这么大声 -weston- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 19:03:31

• this is sickening. What messages the mother was trying -blackmatter- ♀ (449 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:51:51

• Good points. But she has real concern, any suggestion(s) -weston- ♀ (26 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:55:32

• What's the hurry? Try online dating first? -blackmatter- ♀ (263 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 19:04:29

• That's sweet. And a good suggestion. -weston- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 19:06:59

• 你一定是个在感情方面非常顺利的幸运人。并且， -N.- ♀ (104 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 22:27:10

• 奇葩妈。 -夏日怡心- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 18:59:44

• I think this is a X-therapy -欢乐的爸爸- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 19:54:02

• I don't believe this at all -rancho2008- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 19:09:28

• 不怕被儿子发现吗？：） --百科-- ♀ (36 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 19:12:19

• 不常见吧. 给直升机妈新定义 -weston- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 19:23:55

• American Pie? -happyliveincanada- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 19:24:56

• 假的？这也太夸张了 -monochrome- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 19:44:12

• 如果是爸爸安排还有点理解，当妈的这样不觉得乱伦的节奏吗？ -545f- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 20:06:45

• 是不寻常 -weston- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 20:57:01

• 我知道有美国男孩18岁时深以自己为处男为耻的， 然后就找了个妓女 -常常妈- ♀ (218 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 20:29:39

• That's too bad. 最近看过一个日本的成长电影. 男孩的困境不分国界 -weston- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2015 postreply 20:58:27

• 她儿子会同意吗？ 无非就是找个date的事情， 高中生， 尤其毕业生， 不要太简单吧 -JYYXHEN- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2015 postreply 06:19:27

• 广告里写着, 要一个仿真date. 男孩不知情 -weston- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2015 postreply 08:03:31