很多人反对我孩子初中上艺术学校，看看我们周围的3个中学，哪一个好上？

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我们周围的3个中学，都上了市侩字典，请看该字典对三个学校的定义：

1)就是我说得艺术中学：CC艺术学校：

定义：波希米亚风格的艺术学校，dedicated towards providing both academic and artistic education. Best education you will ever get! Most gorgeous girls you will ever met! Worst food you will ever eat. Don't even think about the cafeteria food. Ever!

造句：I spent the best seven years of my life at CC艺术学校。

2）第二个是CS科技中学，和CC艺术学校共享一座楼，CC艺术学校占据1楼和2楼，CS科技中学在3楼。

定义：Made up only of skinny chinese and indians, they have yet to have a winning season (in sports). Resting on top of CC艺术学校，CS科技中学 is located in an attic with no ceiling tiles, there are no remotely hot looking girls. Basically, most of the girls are ugly as shit, and most of the boys don't have a social life. So, it comes CC艺术学校 to the rescue, where there girls are incredibly hot and probably have several types of STD's. CS科技中学 has won basically every academic award the state has to offer. Although CS科技中学 basically sucks at every sport imagined, as long as they beat CC艺术学校, then CS科技中学 has a winning season.

造句：Yo, that kid went to the CS科技中学...I hear he is lethal with calculus

3）第三个是一般中学CR中学。

定义：Here you'll find a plethora of Mercedes and BMWs parked in the high school parking lot, and, I kid you not, some of them hottest looking kids in the state, who live in huge houses, score ridiculously high on the SATs, take pricey vacations, don't ever have to get jobs cause their parents pay for everything, and who go on to be the richest and most successful people among their competition. We're naturally smart and undeniably well dressed. If you meet an even slightly stuck up person, you can pretty much better they're from CR. We're sexy, rich, conceited snobs and we're fucking proud of it. We are CR.

OK hard ass from other parts of the state, you couldnt be more wrong. First of all, our school has been open for only four years, thats the number after three in case your stupid ass cant count, and we have won close to 20 league titles between our sports teams, and 5, count them, 5 state championships. Now let me do a little bit of math for your stupid ass, thats about 5 league titles a year, and AT LEAST one state champ a year. Come down here to CR, and who knows you may beat our asses up, after we fuck you up in a sporting event.

A goofy-ass school filled with snobs and dick heads that have their Daddies pay for all their expenses now and throughout the future. They think they are superior because they happen to live in that district boundry. Basically full of a bunch of egomaniacs.

造句：

i）Todd: "What school does Tom go to?"
Rick: "He goes to CR."
Todd: "That school is for Cunts."

ii）Dumbass just jealous of his shitty ass sports teams... WE ARE FUCKING C-R

好了，介绍完这三个学校，CC, CS, CR, 你说我孩子该上那个学校？你的孩子呢？