回复：美女翻译 vs. 董桥

英文例句固然妙不可言，汉语译文着实更为精湛。
佩服得五体投地。

这简直是绝了：
尔当视此为殊荣，证明尔一桩伟岸，双腿秀窄也。”（You should look on it as an honor. It proves you have a thick organ and a narrow foot.）

我得好好学学邱吉尔的文言：I want you to know that I would happily reciprocate the honour - your bust.

Clement, the trouble with you Socialists is whenever you see anything in robust and sturdy condition, you want the government to regulate it.
丘吉尔回答说：‘你们这些社会主义信徒一见到任何粗壮坚实的玩意，马上就要政府去约束它、管制它，烦透了。