周末上个儿子笑话,供JJMM娱乐..

My hu*****and signed up to volunteer at our 5 year old son's art class at school the other day. The artist they were going to study for the class was Renoir. My hu*****and walked in with one of Renoir's paintings in a big poster.

Seeing that, our son asked, "Did you paint it, Daddy?"

"Yes, Daddy painted it last night." my hu*****and jokingly replied.

Then he raised his hand and proudly said to the teacher, "My Daddy painted it. He is from China."

His teacher then started introducing Renoir. At one point, she asked the class, "do you know where Renoir was born?"

The class cried in unison, "he was born in China."

Talk about quick learning!

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• :-) -有事也不生非- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 07:21:59

• 儿子对老爹要产生信任危机了：） -huangshang- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 07:31:53

• 这个不好开笑话的。 -axyw- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 07:33:35

• 这个, 哪里好笑? -苏.苏- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 07:53:12

• Ha ha ... -caixiaxingyun- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 08:35:31

• haha，老师肯定黑线了. -totem- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 09:04:06

• hahah，老师当场晕倒，孩子们太可爱了。 -wenxuejenny- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 09:36:22

• 爸爸这么回答不适宜虽然是个joke, 但孩子不会分辨会对孩子有不好的影响 -yorkie- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 09:38:17

• It's interesting to see that people -Gardenia_On_The_Bay- ♀ (318 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 09:56:25

• 哈哈，孩子们太可爱了：） -Bambooseven- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 10:27:03

• Haha, kids are awesome! -ECityBlues- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 10:34:45

• 哈哈哈哈，这个老公误导能力太强了，你平时不用老做这位老师不得不做的吧？ -greenlawn- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 10:50:09

• 觉得挺好笑的，在教室里。 -Pink侠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 11:21:02

• 好可爱的孩子 -涮埽- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 13:58:19