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An older man goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for Viagra and requests the largest dose possible. The doctor asks why he needs so much and the man explains that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor nods and fills the prescription.


Later that week, the same man goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers. The doctor asks: "Why? Is your penis in that much pain?"


"No," the man responds. "It's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!"

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• 黄世人 -贫农:- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 12:19:18

• hahaha...2W(: -xix- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 12:44:33

• 说的是啥，这么好笑？讲讲看？ -一时激情- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 13:00:34

• 哈哈，我比较害羞，在女士们面前，不如老兄你给大家个启发吧 -xix- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 13:10:26

• 这处方是医生给 -Where│When- ♂的。 不如他给大家个示范吧 -一时激情- ♂ (7 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 13:27:25

• 你是女的？ -Where│When- ♂ (17 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 13:13:02

• K，我还说你是女的呢 -xix- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 13:14:31

• 呵呵，我咋跟做贼心虚似的，不是说的我，对不起 -xix- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 13:17:29

• 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，，，，真好笑！ -一时激情- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 13:22:46

• 呵呵，，，，兄弟见笑了！周末开心！ -xix- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 13:26:45

• 好，你也是。 -一时激情- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 13:28:00

• 女的怎么回一样？ -一时激情- ♂ (18 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 13:29:59

• 你真逗 -Where│When- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/28/2009 postreply 14:02:37