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An older man goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for Viagra and requests the largest dose possible. The doctor asks why he needs so much and the man explains that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor nods and fills the prescription.


Later that week, the same man goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers. The doctor asks: "Why? Is your penis in that much pain?"


"No," the man responds. "It's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!"