灰猫和松鼠

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这两年都有写夏季灰猫和松鼠对峙的‘守株待鼠’的故事，松鼠自然是怕猫咪的，不过松鼠的窝好像就建在树上，它们爬树就跟猫咪捉老鼠一样，是天生的。灰猫却因不会爬树，守在树下，最后都因灰猫没有耐心而放弃。毕竟松鼠不是老鼠，它们之间不是天敌的关系。今年，灰猫又遭遇松鼠了，但这次松鼠没有上树，硬是被灰猫撵跑了。

昨天灰猫本来在后院玩，康狗精神不佳在家里睡觉，看到猫奴在前面干活，扫地和浇水，它也来陪伴。先坐在侧面，挠痒和露点：

灰猫先生，要文明哦，你露点了。

实在无聊，看到右边邻居的后院门是开着的，就琢磨着去光顾：

逛完邻家的园子，就出来了。邻居家的园子打理得非常漂亮，灰妈灰常羡慕，但胖子它从不留念他家，只是好奇。

过草地：

刚回到自己的这边，四爪没站稳：

突然就开始匍匐前进：

原来是一只松鼠，站在家门口的石头上：

对持了好一会，松鼠先闪了：

松鼠想爬上树，灰猫放弃，不再守株待鼠。

灰猫跳上前廊，居高临下查看：

灰猫再跳下来，先躲在小树后面暗中察看。严密监视：

看到松鼠并未上树，准备下了，就躲在花后面，准备搞突然袭击：

松鼠趁灰猫察看之际夺路而逃：

逃到认为是比较安全的地方还停下来看灰猫跟着没：

灰猫看松鼠停下来就跟在后面狂奔，来到左边邻居的树下：

知道捉松鼠无望，就回到自己的领地把守住：

直到猫奴干完活回到后院，灰猫也屁颠屁颠地回到后院：

最后来一张灰猫和花花，祝周末愉快！

Crazy Kid - by Kesha feat Pitbull

Crazy Kids (feat. will.i.am) - Ke$ha
Hello, wherever you are.
Are you dancing on the dancefloor,
Or drinking by the bar?
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And shine like stars
And we don't give a --,
'Cause that's just who we are.
And we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are,
The crazy kids,
Them crazy, them crazy kids.
And we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are,
The crazy kids, we are the,
We are the crazy people.
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Catch a dub.
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I came to start that ruckus.
And you wanna party with us,
crazy crazy crazy crazy
Hello, wherever you are.
Are you dancing on the dancefloor,
Or drinking by the bar?
Tonight we do it big,
And shine like stars
And we don't give a fxxk,
'Cause that's just who we are.
And we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are,
The crazy kids,
Them crazy, them crazy kids.
And we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are,
The crazy kids, we are the,
We are the crazy people.
I'm buzzin' off these bubbles
I'm sippin' and I guzzle
I'm the nagga that says mazel tov
I bring the trouble
If they don't have no alcohol
Then I'm gonna smuggle
Some Rosé, Chandon, drink 'til I see double
She put boobies in my face and now I'm really seeing doubles
I took her to my place to blast off like the shuttle, wait
Kissing while we talkin'
So I'm speaking with a mumble
*mumbles*
Hello, wherever you are.
Are you dancing on the dancefloor,
Or drinking by the bar?
Tonight we do it big,
And shine like stars
And we don't give a fxxk,
'Cause that's just who we are.
And we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are,
The crazy kids,
Them crazy, them crazy kids.
And we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are,
The crazy kids, we are the-
This is all we got and then it's gone.
You call us the crazy ones.
But we gonna keep on dancing 'til the dawn.
'Cause you know the party never ends,
And tomorrow we gonna do it again.
We the ones that play hard, we live hard,
We love hard, we light up the dark.
Hello, wherever you are.
Are you dancing on the dancefloor,
Or drinking by the bar?
Tonight we do it big,
And shine like stars
And we don't give a fxxk,
'Cause that's just who we are.
And we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are,
The crazy kids,
Them crazy, them crazy kids.
And we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are,
The crazy kids, we are the,
We are the crazy people.