家有一只洁癖贵宾犬。别的小狗喝过的水它不喝,别的小狗吃过的犬粮,它也不吃。隔夜水也不喝,要喝新鲜的。-----割割割------有次把它放在宠物店寄养,这货洁癖病犯了,照死不吃不喝。终于饿晕了,这货跌跌撞撞的跑到别的小狗的窝里大吐一场后,又躺倒自己窝里继续绝食。。。以后,那家宠物店就不允许这货进入了。。。糗不糗!!
猫拉稀,遂带去宠物医院给大便取样。大夫让LZ按住猫,护士拿一根软管给猫爆菊。LZ发誓这是LZ听过的最凄厉的猫叫声,但LZ还是憋不住……笑了,大夫见LZ直抽抽只好亲自按着猫,LZ隐约感到有一双怨念的眼睛在背后……回家之后这货一直给LZ一个忧桑的背影……
自己租房住,养了两只仓鼠,昨天一只仓鼠被邻居家的死猫叼走了,在院子里追着死猫拿着棍吓唬半个小时也不放下我家鼠鼠,后来男朋友来了果断扔了根火腿肠给死猫,这货果断放下了我家仓鼠。还好仓鼠没事,只是现在一直躲在窝里不出来。男朋友还笑说那只死猫是想自己养宠物了。
本人宠物医生。今天来了个爷们,带的京巴。尿困难。好吧。一查,尿结石。那个男人特别特别的惊讶,为什么尼。因为他也有尿结石,他爸爸也有,他儿子也有。。有点家族遗传。他没想到,他家狗狗也得这病。。
我家有只小公狗,一次生病住院,让我操心不已,疑神疑鬼-----处女割------一天我在宠物医院看他输液,突然摸到它肚子底有几个小"疙瘩",我一看以为是什么肉瘤,急忙叫医生过来,这大叔看了,吞吞吐吐地说:就是几个小疙瘩,没什么。。。我一听不对劲回头又叫男盆友来看,他对我很无语,说:这不就是RT吗?我说:公狗怎么会有RT?他一听更无奈了:我也是公的!难道我就没RT吗? 恍然大悟,我可真是操心晕了。回首想起了医生大叔那刻的那张囧脸。
出现啦!披着羊皮的狼!
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金毛狮王?
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小北鼻,让你受委屈了
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倒了倒了!
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今晚回家给你带小鱼,一言为定!
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吸力强劲哦
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喵星人也扭秧歌?
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伦家没有偷喝酸奶,真的!
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你发功呢喵?
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吃货的执着
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哥俩好,握握手
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虎抱
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喵星人醒醒,该涂防晒啦
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抱得一脸陶醉
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1?谁找我?
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矮油,粉嫩得呦!
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我去找麻袋,都装走!
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雪人鼻子真好吃
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这盆仙人球长得好像喵星人
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-IgnM3gIACR0/ULYeFSx7yOI/AAAAAAAAGiI/DZPcdVukhDk/s604/foto-0017+%281%29.jpg)
你好小鸟
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羡慕有狮子做伴的童年
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“来嘛~抱一下嘛~” “放开我你这个死胖子!!!看清楚,我不是熊!!!”
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不怕神一样的对手,就怕猪一样的队友。
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不许动,举起手来
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不陪我玩,你也别想玩!
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两个装死演技派演员
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为了吃可以突破极限的喵星人
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主人你买个哑铃会死啊,到底有完没完啊?
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主人,我来帮你
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主银。。你这是坑我嘛。
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乖乖,好有爱~~
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你个小短腿还想偷袭,又杯具了吧!
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你说你想吃涮羊肉?
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你这只笨鸟.闹够了没!
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原来这有个陷阱。
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吃货的终极杀手锏…
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告诉你,神马是吃货~
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喂喂喂大叔!哪有你这样的粑粑和儿子抢玩具的。。
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喵星人被耍了啊!
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太坏了,竟然调戏汪星人~~
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太掉价了,狗狗的脸都被你丢光了
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小龙虾大战猫星人.
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军训真遭罪,差点秒睡了!
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晾衣服、遛狗、哄孩子都不耽误!
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滚开,以为猫头鹰就是喵吗?你个伪喵星人!
![](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Dqg5zn5wvCw/ULYe-Xj5jkI/AAAAAAAAGmo/TYq-qRtqMAU/s328/%E6%BB%9A%E5%BC%80%EF%BC%8C%E4%BB%A5%E4%B8%BA%E7%8C%AB%E5%A4%B4%E9%B9%B0%E5%B0%B1%E6%98%AF%E5%96%B5%E5%90%97%EF%BC%9F%E4%BD%A0%E4%B8%AA%E4%BC%AA%E5%96%B5%E6%98%9F%E4%BA%BA%EF%BC%81%EF%BC%81~.gif)
被最后那个动作萌到了.
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走你!航母Style.
![](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-FjfYwX4uy1g/ULYfGDPqQpI/AAAAAAAAGnI/NQALtBW41Zw/s394/%E8%B5%B0%E4%BD%A0%EF%BC%81%E8%88%AA%E6%AF%8DStyle.gif)
这货太聪明了吧。
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你等我进来有你好看的!!~
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额,又胖了,再胖就……回不了家了。
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⊙▽⊙好高端啊!!
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