How to wash a cat - from a dog

狗爸的朋友John发了这个来，希望让大家也开心一下 - 有猫的朋友不要砸砖哈~

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe her while you carry her towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this !

5. After 5 minutes of agitation, flush the toilet three or four times. This provides the 'Power-Rinse' cycle.

6. Clear a path to the open front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

 

 

Yours Sincerely,

The Dog

所有跟帖： 

• 哈哈哈，这狗，太不厚道了！ -zhenzhumao- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 07:16:12

• 俺也不厚道地笑了。 -huyaa- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 08:27:49

• 来猫啊，把狗也洗了 -wcat- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 08:44:37

• 考，多么险恶的招数。 -闲着~- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 08:56:01

• 这猫有点象比比。不过不至于这样做吧 -tonemimi- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 10:48:19

• 完笑吧，谁舍得自己的娃？ -whiteflower- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 11:50:10

• 哈哈哈。。头两天还真看到德国生产了洗狗用的机器。 -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 13:21:45

• 通常猫的心眼要多些，狗的蛮力大些 -Churchill- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 15:42:10

• 这个，猫猫要报复的：） -somebodywalkby- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 19:40:43