愁S个人的“每日英语”

Little sister, can I try try?
小姐，我能试试吗？

We two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
　　
How are you? How old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　
You don't bird me, I don't bird you.
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
　　
You have seed, I will give you some colour to see see. Brothers, together!
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。兄弟们，一起上！

You me you me.
彼此彼此。
　　
You give me stop!!
你给我站住！
　　
Know is know, noknow is noknow.
知之为知之，不知为不知。
　　
Watch sister
表妹

Colour ghost
色鬼
　　
One car come one car go, two cars pengpeng, people die.
车祸现场描述

If you want money, I have no. If you want life, I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条！
　　
I call Li old big. Toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
　　
You have two down son.
你有两下子。
　　
You give me as far as you go to die.
你给我有多远，死多远！
　　
I give you face, you don't wanna face, you lose you face, I turn my face.
给你脸，你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。

My mother, lough dead me.
我的妈，笑死我了。

Good good study, day day up.
好好学习 天天向上。

How are you today? (今天好吗？)
Horse horse, tiger tiger. (马马虎虎。)

所有跟帖： 

• 哈哈，都是老段子~还是好笑 -弦隐- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 12:17:33

• 嘿嘿，谢谢弦隐大师！ -金色的麦田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 12:24:56

• 小心碰头=meet carefully -狗肉- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 12:52:07

• You me you me. :D -金色的麦田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:15:29

• People Mountain People Sea (人山人海)~~~ -蓝岩- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 13:03:58

• You have two down son ! :D -金色的麦田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:16:17

• 哈哈哈。。。 -老粗- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 17:04:09

• Horse horse, tiger tiger. :D -金色的麦田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:17:07

• [golden color wheat field] [dog meat] [blue rock] [old rawness] -非吾- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 17:36:25

• Not me ;) -狗肉- ♂ (2 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 20:15:12

• really is too good laugh! :D -金色的麦田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:11:35

• 非吾，他们在下面说你呢~~~ -金色的麦田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2011 postreply 12:11:23

• 哈哈哈，很经典：） -ERommel- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 19:00:50

• Good good study, day day up. :D -金色的麦田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:17:40

• 哈哈哈~:D -把酒话桑麻- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 20:12:02

• wish you day day open heart! :D -金色的麦田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:19:39

• 开心的一天！ -圈外闲人- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 20:52:20

• wish you day day open heart! :D -金色的麦田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:12:33

• 跟Google 翻译有得一比了 -Glider- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 20:58:15

• 嘿嘿~~~ 发现Google 和 Glider 跟俩兄弟似的~~~ -金色的麦田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2011 postreply 12:09:19

• 有意思~~ -阿方- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 22:33:42

• We two who and who？ -金色的麦田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:13:33

• 完全可以做初级英语教材了:PPP -dingdongg- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2011 postreply 01:53:07

• 4 2 4 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~ :D -金色的麦田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2011 postreply 02:26:47