哈哈哈哈。。。。

1)Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother.."
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'..... .

2)Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

3)Losing all your friends
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you continue to behave like this, you're going to lose ALL your friends.'

4)Anger management?
Hu*****and: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Hu*****and: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush

5)Meaning of WIFE Hu*****and asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everyday'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

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• 西西～ -佳佳:)- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/30/2010 postreply 15:04:06

• 是不是又增重了。。。 -天用莫如龙- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/30/2010 postreply 15:19:11

• 哈哈哈哈。。。。 -咖啡屋的角落- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/30/2010 postreply 16:20:57

• 哎，咖啡好。好久不见了，姐姐啃几下。 -algebera- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/30/2010 postreply 16:22:21

• Cat 姐姐好。 -咖啡屋的角落- ♀ (38 bytes) () 03/30/2010 postreply 16:31:50

• 告诉我！ -algebera- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/30/2010 postreply 16:49:37

• 谈恋爱。。。。 -天用莫如龙- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/30/2010 postreply 16:55:44

• 哈哈哈。。。。 -咖啡屋的角落- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/30/2010 postreply 23:21:01

• 谈恋爱。。。。 -天用莫如龙- ♂ -咖啡屋的角落- ♀ (19 bytes) () 03/30/2010 postreply 23:21:53

• 哈哈哈哈。。。。 -ERommel- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/30/2010 postreply 17:04:06

• 哈哈哈哈，先抓住猫头啃一口！4，5很蒸鲤，1太黄了:DDD -千帆舞- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/30/2010 postreply 20:33:12

• 嘿嘿嘿嘿 -一个人的亲密- ♂ (26 bytes) () 03/30/2010 postreply 21:35:02

• 哈哈哈哈。。。。 -阿方- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/31/2010 postreply 06:19:02

• 喀喀喀喀 -waatuu- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/31/2010 postreply 06:53:00