好,股沟来的 -- Sex on the Beach

Sex is often associated with cocktails, though such an observation would
not surprise Freud or Kinsey, experts in the field. Sex on the Beach and
its offspring are usually and appropriately called “shooters.” Sex sells,
and these drinks are particularly formulated with the libido in mind. Some
of the wildly inventive names are meant to titillate, while others are blatant
forays into potty talk. Winston Churchill or James Bond would never sidle
up to the bar and request a Bald Pussy or a Tony’s Screaming Weenie.
The names of these drinks are clearly fraught with double entendre─”I’
d like a Screaming Orgasm, if you please.” And as with real sex, these
drinks come with their risks. The generally sweet but seriously potent concoctions
go down so easily that multiple Orgasms will often lay the young toper out
prone for the wrong reason. Not everyone wants Sex on the Beach. Joseph Scott
and Donald Bain, in The World’s Best Bartender’s Guide, give the recipe
for the variant Sleazy Sex on the Beach as follows: “Add 1 ounce of Grand
Marnier, but only if you’re feeling particularly wasteful and have little
respect for Grand Marnier.”
INGREDIENTS
2 ounces vodka
2 ounces peach schnapps
3 ounces fresh orange juice or grapefruit juice
2 ounces cranberry juice
INSTRUCTIONS
Stir all ingredients over ice in a highball glass.
Variations:
After Sex: Mix together 2 ounces vodka and 1 ounce crme de banane.
Orgasm: Mix together 1 ounce amaretto, 1 ounce Kahla, and 1 ounce Bailey’
s Irish Cream.
Absolut Sex: Mix together 1 ounce Absolut Kurant vodka, 1 ounce Midori melon
liqueur, 1 ounce cranberry juice, and 1 ounce lemon-lime soda.
Screaming Orgasm: Mix together 1 ounce vodka, 1 ounce Kahla, and 1 ounce
Bailey’s Irish Cream.