这还不算全部，还有更精彩的。两天前老公上床之前看见门口塞进来一张纸条，没署名，写着“You were banging on the incenerator's door, you were annoying everybody on the floor,”我是第二天才知道此事的，当时条子被劳工扔了，不然我要留作骚扰的证据，一层那么多人，她哪只眼睛看见我们那晚上用垃圾道了？结果昨天下班回家狗叫不说，nanny说白天用垃圾道她开门出来又说我nanny用垃圾道太响了，惊了她的狗。拜托，这是位60左右的老太太，帮我带两个孩子了，说话细声细气，从没见她做事大声过。我觉得她构成骚扰，坚决打911。结果警察来了，她不在家。
老公送走警察下楼取邮件，竟然和这位女士在大堂碰个正着。不知她哪里得来的消息，劈头盖脸奔上来，you called the police to my home. F- you, bla bla bla bla最后连你是gay都上来了，真不知道what's the point,这年头gay还能污辱人啊.还大吼什么immigrants, go back to China,I’ll report you, I'll finish you!当时正好handyman在，老公跟他说“XX, I am not going to use any dirty words, but please be my witness”,结果这位女士又开始羞辱handyman：that’s an immigrant who doesn't even speak English! You are wasting your time！老公再打911，她冲过来竟然想抢手机！这还是有理智的人么？ 被劳工躲过去了，她失控了之后又精了，从前门跑了出去，当时我刚下来，谁也不知道她去干什么，后来才发现她去半路拦警察恶人先告状去了。handyman 看她走了之后对老公说，I understand English,this is a crazy woman.
3分钟后她和4个警察来了，两个是刚才刚来过的那两位，其中一个冲过来对着老公大吼： I told you to stay away from her! Back off! Stop attacking her! 老公当然否认attack过她，我一看就明白她恶人先告状了，来这一套，我们也不怵，我要求请证人（刚才的handyman）,还要求看录像，结果警察估计也冷静下来了，真干坏事的人心虚不能这么提这些要求。不过吼的那位还有点向着她，本地人么，我明白她是白人有语言优势，可以巧舌如簧，不过她好死不死，又开始bla bla说什么immigrant如何如何，我注意到另外两名一直没说话的警察脸刷的就下来了，他们一望而知就是拉美裔。
这时候我才有机会告诉她我们还真不是immigrants，向警察转述了她几分钟前在大堂歇斯底里cursing和骂人的话。证人也终于找到了，经过单独询问也证明我们没有跟她有physical contact，我看她有点灰溜溜了，刚才吼的警察也有些挂不住。其中有个警察问我有没有在sue她，为什么不搬走，我跟他说Don't you think it's not fair that I was bitten by her dog and I end up moving out。。She’s behaving like I bit her dog, not her dog bit me..
无论如何，这闹剧收场了，我等她走了之后故意问警察，In a sens, I think we are all immigrants, right? 结果4名警察都异口同声说自己从哪哪来。于是我说，So she said this kind of things even when you are present. You can imagine what she will say while you are away.我就是要让警察记住她精彩的表演。
