Cheese
Ah yes, cheese, a staple in fine dining, and also the one thing that Margaret Molligure couldn’t handle. Everytime she took even a bite of cheese, she would simultaneously combust and would regurgitate her food everywhere in a spray of cheesey goodness. The only thing in the world that she wanted was to be able to handle the lactose, curdley substance for at least 10 seconds before spontaneously combusting and spraying barf everywhere. She wanted to see if she could beat her record of 3.2 seconds of gagging and choking just so she could taste the cheese. She placed a thick slice of monterey jack cheese on her tongue and immediately regretted it. A few seconds later she was laying on the ground, frothing at the mouth with splatters of barf in every direction. She vowed to never eat cheese again, but she just couldn’t help it… she placed another slice of feta cheese on her tongue and in a matter of seconds was knocked out. When she woke up she saw an angel protruding from the clouds had come to take her away...finally, she could be reunited with her ancestors.
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Stars
It was a beautiful night as Cady lay, sprawled out under a tree in the grass. Ahhh, how beautiful the stars look tonight, and is that - what is that? Cady thought as she sat up, staring at the night sky. Is that star...falling?? Wait… that’s not a star...that’s a….NUKE!! She thought, as she leapt off of the ground and started sprinting towards the nearest town, but it was too late. The nuke was already coming in contact with the ground near Cady’s feet and she was catapulted into the air. As her body flew through the air, her limbs and muscles tore apart, forming what may have looked to passerbys, like a red and peach colored firework.
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Pudding
6 year old Dolores’ stomach grumbled as she snuck into the kitchen and opened the fridge. Noone’s going to notice if I eat just ONE pudding, right? She thought, fishing through the newly opened box of chocolate pudding. She snagged the one closest to her and slowly and skillfully snuck a spoon from a cabinet. As she quietly closed the cabinet and snuck towards her room, she opened her door and it creaked slightly. #*%! I hope no one woke up! She carefully slid the door closed behind her and sat down on her bed, quickly pulling the top layer of silver foil to reveal a glossy pudding top. She took her spoon and picked up a chunk of pudding but before she could eat it, her door swung wide open. OH NO! MOM MUST’VE WOKEN UP- she thought, anxiously staring at the open doorway, but the person standing there was not her mother. It was a tall man wearing a black mask, holding what looked like a brown sack, dripping a red liquid all over the floors. “Who...are you?” Dolores muttered, backing up on her bed. The man didn’t say anything but instead took a step towards her. “Answer me!” she shouted, quivering. The stranger said nothing, and continued to inch closer towards her. “MOOOOOOM! THERE’S SOMEONE IN MY ROOM!” she continued to scream but it was no use now. The stranger pulled out a knife he found in the kitchen and proceeded to gut her alive.
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Milk
Juilan was your ordinary middle school student aside from the fact that he would get bullied regularly. Especially by his biggest bully, Howard Stewey. Now in all honesty, the reason why Howard would bully Julian was because he was envious of what Julian had that he didn’t. Julian was loved by his family, had good grades, and was nice to everyone, no matter if they were mean to him. On the other hand, Howard’s mother was sickly, his father was always out somewhere, he had bad grades, and that made him lash out at people. The reason why Howard would pick on Julian especially was because before Howard bullied him, the two of them were friends. Until the day when Julian made a ‘joke’ about Howard’s dad leaving to get milk and never coming back, and about how bad his grades were. What makes things worse is the fact that Julian knew that Howard was very sensitive when it came to his family leaving him but he still said those things anyways. One day, Julian grew so sick of the bull*#!$ that he had to go through that he reported Howard to the headmaster and got him expelled.
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Miracle Girl
Good old Penny McSchrueder, always helping out in the neighborhood, one would say, I sure wish MY daughter were as responsible as Penny, and , Thanks for always helping out, Penny! But in all truthfulness, Penny didn’t want to be a good person. She had tried multiple times to hang Ol’ Ms.Kammen’s cat, Strudel, but had instead managed to make Strudel an obedient, nice, and playful cat. Soon enough though, Penny got so fed up with being called ‘the nicest girl in the neighbourhood’, that she attempted to stab herself to death, but of course, her good luck got the best of her and she instead ended up missing e v e r y s i n g l e t i m e she tried. “I JUST WANT TO DIE!” Penny yelled, as she sat on the curb by her house. “SOMEONE! HIT ME! RUN ME OVER!” she exclaimed, jumping on the road and running straight towards a car. This time, she got run over and just barely survived. It was painful and horrible but she still ended up surviving. She was called ‘the miracle girl Penny’, and ‘God’s most blessed child’. Penny tried multiple times to die but each time she survived. And from what I know of, she is still attempting to die today.