01
中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
微信朋友圈
WeChat Moments
02
请给出一句很有内涵的诗句
Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.
一懒众衫小
Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.
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03
如何理解“穷不是一种状态”？
What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?
穷是一种常态
It's the common situation.
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04
参观一个世界奇观时
你最想了解哪些信息？
What do you want to know the most when you visit a World Wonder?
这附近有什么好吃的吗？
What can I find to eat around there?
05
如果被车撞飞10米远，
爬起来之后说什么最帅？
What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
下一辆
Next!
06
Mother, what am I to you?
妈的智障
My karma.
07
为什么前女友还会一直关注我呢？
What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?
知道你过得不好我也就放心了
Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.
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08
为什么打群架的时候
普遍会脱掉上衣？
Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
假如脱掉裤子的话
总觉得有哪里不对，气氛怪怪的
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
09
哪件事，
让你对自己的无知感到震惊？
What is the experience in which you got shocked by your own ignorance?
小时候写作文要写笔名
我写了“中华绘图铅笔”
Back when I was little,
we were required to write down our pen names.
And I wrote down the name of my pen's brand.
10
怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑？
How should I respond to 'You can you up'?
我评论个鸡蛋不好吃，还得自己下个蛋啊？
So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?
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11
如何一个月减肥40斤？
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
截肢
Amputation.
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12
怎样含蓄地表达
「我已经被收买了」
How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?
我说句公道话……
Let me say this impartially...
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13
如何追求学医的女生？
How to pursue a girl majoring in medicine?
你好，我有病
Hi, I'm sick.
14
为什么你长痘痘？
Why do you have pimples?
因为我可爱得冒泡
Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
15
你们夫妻每月挣多少钱？
How much do you two earn per month?
我月收入一万
加上我老婆可以到两千
My monthly income is 10,000.
And it can get to 2,000 with my wife's contribution.
16
打雷的时候关窗户有用吗？
Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?
没用的，我试过了
关了窗雷一样在打
No, it won't. I've tried.
It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.
17
你见过哪些概率极小极小的事件？
What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?
20道完形填空，全错
Done a cloze test of 20 questions
with 0 answer right.
18
我要如何才能显得很高冷？
How can I look high-end and cool?
搬去喜马拉雅
Move to the Himalayas.
19
两千元人民币，想出国穷游
可以去哪些国家？
To which country can I do a budget travel with 2,000 RMB?
秦鲁齐蜀韩郑魏楚赵燕吴等等...
For example,
all the ancient countries that used to be China.
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20
为什么在洗完澡之后
有些人会觉得自己变漂亮了？
Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?
*****了
The brain has water damage.
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21
呆萌和脑残的界限是？
What is the boundry between 'clumsy' and 'stupid'?
和
the and
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22
你临死前的遗言是什么？
What would you say before you die?
能不能换个医生试试？
我觉得我还能活……
Can we try another doctor?
I think I can still be worked on...
23
为什么女生有体香，而男生没有？
Why do women give out sweet scent but men don't?
化妆品腌入味了
The makeup is fermenting.
24
男生说什么话
女生会觉得很大气？
What would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?
买
I'll pay.
25
怎么说服老婆不拍婚纱照？
How can I persuade my wife not to take wedding photographs?
你一个道具有什么资格好叽叽歪歪的？
配合好就是了
Since when does a stage item have a say about the shooting?
Just cooperate.
26
你看《我是歌手》吗？
Do you know I'm a Singer?
不是
No, you're not.
27
热恋是一种怎样的体验？
How does it feel to love somebody insanely?
两个长得像猪一样的人
还怕对方被抢走了。。
Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.
28
有什么赞扬让你比较尴尬？
Is there any compliment that makes you awkward?
人不可貌相啊
We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?
29
你怎么一个人逛街啊？
Why are you shopping all by yourself?
半个人逛街我怕吓着你
I fear it would scare you to death if I were shopping all by no one.
30
单身两年以上是什么体验？
How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?
单身22年
不知道你说的是哪两年？
I've been single for 22 years.
Which 2 years are you suggesting?
31
地球外面那一层叫什么？
How do you call the outside layer of Earth?
香飘飘奶茶
Xiang Piao Piao milk tea.
32
要是在古代
姐的颜值能撑起整个青楼
Back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.
你是说你长得像柱子吗？
You mean you look like a pillar?
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33
很高兴为你服务
I'm glad to be at your service.
你高兴得太早了
You'll find out you got glad too fast.
34
北冥有鱼，其名为鲲
Once in the northern sea, there was a fish and people called it Kun.
众人食之，完
And people ate it.
The end.
35
妈，我能看电视吗？
Mom, can I watch the television?
当然可以啊，只要不打开就行
Of course you can, as long as it's turned off.
36
你得揣摩出题人的意图
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
他想我死
They want me dead.
37
你知道吗？你最终会变成你讨厌的人
You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.
借你吉言，我讨厌有钱人
Thanks, I loathe people who are rich.
38
国庆去北京旅游有什么好建议吗？
Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion?
别去
Don't go.
39
等我瘦了就回来找你
I'll come back for you when I get slim.
如果你不想见我，其实可以直说
You can level with me if you don't want to see me.
40
有史以来最伟大的虚构人物是谁？
Who is the greatest fictional character in history?
别人家的小朋友
Someone else's child.
41
你看看别人家的男朋友
都是吃女朋友吃剩下的饭！！！
Look at other girls' boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends' leftover.
那你倒是给我剩点啊
Sounds as if you ever left any over.
42
为什么秀恩爱通常选择在中午？
Why do people always show off their relationships at noon?
因为早晚会有报应
Because sooner or later karma will come to them.
43
请用一个词来形容你的男朋友
Please use one word to describe your boyfriend.
哪？
Where?
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44
被人追了怎么拒绝？
How do I successfully reject someone who is pursuing me?
就地卸妆
Remove your makeup, right now, right there.
45
为了让你好好学习，父母都给过你什么？
What did your parents give you to make you study harder?
这张脸
This face.
46
为什么有的男生追女生追到一半不追了？
Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?
你倒是给个进度条啊
Why don't you display a progress bar?
47
问世上不会游泳的动物是？
What animals on earth can not swim?
媳妇和妈
Your wife and your mother.
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