有福同享: 美骚年在油菜花地

 

不能只让我一个人瞎！！美骚年在油菜花地里，教你特别的拍照技巧~~我去。。。简直美到爆，美的我不敢直视

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@当时我就震惊了：这熊孩子的妈妈要拿拖鞋打他。结果狗狗全力护着小主人 ，简直太有爱了！！//@此人名曰狗血：真好，我妈以前追着揍我的时候，我家狗都是帮腔过来蹬我几脚的。

 

 

 

 

 

伦敦的推特约炮达人,红遍网络,呵呵,看看外国的段子手都在干嘛 (@我的朋友是个呆B)

 

 

 

下面是Ben James的几条twitter摘录

 

Would THESE tweets get you into bed? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'If a woman is upset hold her & tell her how beautiful she is If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.'

 

 

'Sweat pants hair tied chillin' with no Makeup on - that's why you single go and put some on'

 

 

'Oh, your Twitter account is protected? What the f**k do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?'

 

 

'If you're broke near your girlfriend's birthday just buy her a sexy pair of Sports Direct brand goalie gloves and tell her she is a keeper.'

 

 

'I dare a girl with drawn on eyebrows to argue with me. I'll lick my thumb.'

 

 

'You fat girls needa stop biting your lips when you take pictures. You look hungry, not sexy.'

 

 

'You can measure a person's intelligence by the number of times they get back with their ex.'

 

 

'Girls will find a misspelled word in your Tweet but can't find their baby father.'book

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

所有跟帖： 

• 糟蹋油菜花地！ -石假装- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2014 postreply 08:14:55

• 就是，还在菜地里拉粑粑 -多一颗智齿- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2014 postreply 10:40:54

• 三观全毁。。 -lionqueen- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2014 postreply 08:25:32

• “美到爆”？？！！～～～算了，还是看志玲爆吧～～ -晒太阳的花栗鼠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2014 postreply 08:27:46

• 嘿嘿~~ 好东西要跟大家分享~~ -meowzilla- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2014 postreply 08:28:40

• 小伙子真实在 -没亊来逛逛- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2014 postreply 09:07:07

• 我看到了林志玲。 -kingofhearts- ♂ (59 bytes) () 04/12/2014 postreply 09:07:24

• 这是污染环境~~~~ -紫色海洋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/14/2014 postreply 08:12:12