最搞笑的Amazon review: Because of this knife, I will never die.

想买一把Hunting小刀，突然看见这个评论。 SOLD.

Because of this knife, I will never die.,

April 12, 2012

By 

Jeffrey Kruse

This knife arrived on my doorstep yesterday. I immediately knew it was something special as I could feel the box pulsating with pure power and adrenaline. I did not even have to open the box. Sensing my presence, the knife cut itself out of the box. Taking the knife into my hand, I could feel it leading me. I followed it deep into the wilderness where I slaughtered my first boar. I dragged the boar back to my house and prepared a feast for the entire neighborhood. The Men willingly gave their wives over to me for the night. With this knife, I truly feel like an immortal. Buy this knife, slaughter a boar, and sleep with the entire neighborhood.

所有跟帖： 

• 哇噻！这神刀，千万不能落到女人，尤其是怨妇手里！嗯嗯！ -晒太阳的花栗鼠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/26/2014 postreply 20:50:29

• 也想有这么一把刀 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/26/2014 postreply 20:54:49

• how much? This s wonderful knife. -kingofhearts- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/26/2014 postreply 21:06:53

• Click the "SOLD" to redirect to amazon link. -fgoogle- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/26/2014 postreply 21:11:52

• Good one! Just light my day (and night)! -GarlicHead- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/26/2014 postreply 21:40:43

• 很搞，居然是真的， 才6刀多一点 -pppttt- ♂ (4746 bytes) () 01/26/2014 postreply 22:19:58

• $26 Shipping & handling … I see -meowzilla- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/27/2014 postreply 21:11:18