朱哥靓的绝技..18+英文

朱哥靓和朋友 are out drinking one night when his friend turns to the him and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

朱哥靓 looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."

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• 高啊 -朱哥靓- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2012 postreply 05:18:08

• 好主意。就怕朱哥靓自己睡不着了。。。 -big-guy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2012 postreply 12:03:04