聪明的律师, 也会犯傻 (真人真事)
A Smart Lawyer (Ture Story)
1. 聪明的律师, 也会犯傻.
一年轻聪明的律师, 参加Bar Exam, 一次就通过. 20几岁就自己有律师事务所. 刚成立时, 急于接任何案子.
一次接了一案子， 是有关 “ Bank Embezzlement ”。
这个 Defendant 工作在银行, Stole 了 Money. 因为留有很多犯法证据, 所以明摆着是 “Guilt” 案子 这个Defendant对这位年轻律师说: 我给你钱, 只要你帮我把案子尽量推迟. 年轻律师答应接这个案子.
这位律师很聪明, 案子正如那位Defendant 所愿, 一推再推. 最后, 律师收到一张从这位 Defendant 寄来的数额蛮大的银行支票作为律师费。
在Deposit这张支票时， 银行告诉他: This is a fake check!
当然，这位Defendant 这时已经逃离出境…原来他需要一定时间折腾转移财产…
2. Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! (这是转载的)
A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.
The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldn't pay.
Then the next day, the guy said "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!" The bartender said "Why?" The guy replied "You're violent when you're drunk!"
3. What do you do when you see a shark? (这是转载的)
I was talking on the phone with my son, who was stationed in Hawaii with the Air Force. He was explaining how the troops were learning to scuba-dive. They used the buddy system, he said, and occasionally dived into shark-infested waters. Listening on the extension, my daughter asked, "What do you do when you see a shark?"
Said my son, "Swim faster than my buddy."
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