1. 从不抱怨的老公.
一群女人在唧唧咋咋聊天。 一女人说:我老公特好, 每次我买衣服,不管多贵,他很少抱怨。 其她的女人无不羡慕地说:你老公太好了!这时一女人(Widow)说:还是我老公好,从不抱怨!
2. 男人女人都一样
一男一女, 好朋友, 都接近60 岁. 都是业余歌唱爱好者. 一天, 男的很骄傲地对女的说: 我现在能唱比我以前更高音的歌. 女的说: 我现在能唱比以前更低音的歌. 然后叹息地说: 咳, 老了, 男人女人都一样. 没太大区别.
3. Japanese Chinese Restaurant
一老外打电话给父母, 说: 昨天晚上打电话没人接. 父亲说: 昨天出去吃的饭. 儿子问: 去哪吃的? 父亲说: Japanese Chinese Restaurant. 儿子问: What do you mean “Japanese Chinese Restaurant” ? 父亲说: Expensive Chinese Restaurant!
4. What Does The Sign Say ( 这是转载的)
A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble? Asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night. There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can’t get it open.”
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor.
“Pull.” Said the patient.
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