After the Office Party

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an *****," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday.

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• 哈哈，醉到第二天吗？ -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/22/2011 postreply 08:53:49

• 醉后, 睡到第二天, 所以他不知道他妻子为了他做了什么. -没亊来逛逛- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/22/2011 postreply 10:12:35

• 哈哈哈，短暂失忆 -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/22/2011 postreply 11:28:31

• 能干的妻子 -季襄- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/22/2011 postreply 21:22:48