20圆钱

TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new hu*****and and asked


For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter. In his highly aroused state,
Her hu*****and readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her hu*****and in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.


It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.


Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling 
Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the

bank which were worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, 
These holdings had multiplied and these were the 
Results of her savings and investments.
 

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her hu*****and was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'


That's when she shot him.


You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut

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当代愚公! -八不戒- 给 八不戒 发送悄悄话 (135 bytes) () 08/04/2011 postreply 19:43:49

There is a little word 'interest' you may forget -was1999- 给 was1999 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 08/04/2011 postreply 20:07:54

和铁嘴铜牙纪晓岚有一拼。 -wxcsci- 给 wxcsci 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 08/04/2011 postreply 20:54:24

不齿无牙不服。 -无牙- 给 无牙 发送悄悄话 无牙 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 10:27:28

据说是这样的:)))信不信由你,:))) -wxcsci- 给 wxcsci 发送悄悄话 (1294 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 14:20:43

食牛羊肉者脱发掉牙 -无牙- 给 无牙 发送悄悄话 无牙 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 15:07:45

几点评论: -π- 给 π 发送悄悄话 (602 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 06:52:30

是不是犹太人不好说。。。 -寒风雪- 给 寒风雪 发送悄悄话 寒风雪 的博客首页 (53 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 12:28:49

俺是粗人粗算,一天三次,四十年如一日也是没人能做到吧,呵呵。 -八不戒- 给 八不戒 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 13:36:17

所以老公该问:你还收谁的钱了? -八不戒- 给 八不戒 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 13:38:40

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