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Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with women?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.

Question: What do Viagra and Disney Land have in common?
Answer: They both cause you to stand around for an hour, waiting for a two-minutes ride.

Question: What is the last thing a sexy woman takes off, before going to bed?
Answer: Her feet, off the floor.

Question: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
Answer: Because, they have shaky hands.

Question: What is the main difference between men and boys?
Answer: Men's toys cost more.

Question: How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Answer: Milk them both. The one that smiles, is the bull.

Question: Why are men like bank machines?
Answer: Once they withdraw, they lose interest.

Question: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
Answer: After 10 years, your job still sucks!

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• LOL -朱哥靓- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/02/2011 postreply 19:00:15

• 最后一个意思是说十年以后，老婆就不sucks了？ -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/02/2011 postreply 19:41:32

• 打到故意装傻的小五！ -寒风雪- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/02/2011 postreply 20:55:35

• 对故意装傻的人不能客气. -没亊来逛逛- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/03/2011 postreply 09:52:38

• 怎么着，判无期徒刑？ -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/03/2011 postreply 15:47:43

• 罚小5, 天天让芙蓉姐姐满足, 10年. -没亊来逛逛- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/03/2011 postreply 17:09:53

• 小五BSO -抒情马甲- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/03/2011 postreply 12:15:37

• She bites after 7 years. -LAChinese- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/03/2011 postreply 13:08:33

• 你有证据吗？我们可以帮你去申请家暴保护 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/03/2011 postreply 15:48:28