全民健保, 不能细想

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates.

One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter.

The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.

The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."

St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."




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    为什么只能呆三天? -500miles- 给 500miles 发送悄悄话 500miles 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 05/17/2011 postreply 04:46:44

    HMO是最抠门的医保,很多病,包括生孩子,阑尾炎等,至多只能住院三天。 -木木真木- 给 木木真木 发送悄悄话 木木真木 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 05/17/2011 postreply 06:11:30

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