Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Leave me alone.
行！你顶着我走吧，不前不后，不左不右。
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
换一辆Toyota吧，包你“Moving Forward,Never Stop”,不过别问我到了目的地怎么停下来。
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
希望邻居的狗也是怕黑的。
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
伟大领袖曾经教导过你，要自力更生。
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
关键是你想保饭碗还是想换饭碗。
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
像小布什那样说话，保证人人都听，然后大家都笑。
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
没听说过Parallel Universe吗？
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
手长着是干嘛的？
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
这是不是就是所谓的“穿别人的鞋，走自己的路，让别人无路可走”？
Don't squat with your spurs on.
中国古人会“悬梁刺股”，外国人也可以模仿一半啊。
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
哦，这才是最深奥的禅机啊！
