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A Man buys a lie Detector Robot which slaps people who lie...

He decides to test it one evening at Dinner. So he asks his son.

''Where were you today during school hours??''.... ''l was in class''.... Son replies.. ''Twack!!!'' the Robot slaps Son. The Son goes like,...''ok... l lied, l went to the movies''...

Dad asks...'' Which movie was it''??... ''Toy Story 3''.... Son replies....''Twack!!''.. Robot slaps son again!.... ''Ok!!..Ok... It was Porn!!''.... Son confesses.

Dad gets Angry and says...'' Whaaaat!!!!, when l was your age, l didn't even know what porn was...'' ''Twack!!!'' Robot slaps Dad!...

The man's wife who had been quiet all this while says...'' Forgive him Dear, After all, He's your Son'' ...... ''Twack!!!' Robot Slaps mum....

The machine is available in the Chinese market if u need one contact me immediately!! 

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这麽多鸡肠子啊 -笑比哭好- 给 笑比哭好 发送悄悄话 笑比哭好 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 05/04/2011 postreply 09:52:31

haha~Is it made in china? It is probably not accurate. (just kid -幼时蓝精灵- 给 幼时蓝精灵 发送悄悄话 幼时蓝精灵 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 05/04/2011 postreply 10:41:13

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