今天看到俺家4年级儿子的作文, 笑得肚子疼....想到笑坛的兄弟姐妹...就原文照抄...共享之.
背景: 老师要求每天写一篇短文. 用记时器 --- 不得超过10分钟.
原文如下:
White Pee
Once upon a time, there was a guy named Mike P. Milk. He was enchanted by an evil sorcerer who made him pee milk. "What? I don't want to pee milk," he'd always say. But it was no use. "You pee near the toilet, not in the toilet. You must pee milk." the sorcerer would say. So everyday he would pee himself a glass of milk and say, "Hmm, this ain't half bad. " And he would let his brother try it. Even he said it's good.
So Mike P. Milk started selling them at the market and become rich. He bought a mansion and a limo. Then the sorcerer came, "So you like to pee milk," she said. "yes." Mike said. "Well, now you have to pee orange soda. " "Noooooooo!" shouted Mike. "Yes, you are too rich. " and Mike P. Milk legally changed his name to Mike P. Soda. Mike is now a wealthy boy living in England working for the queen. Because he can pee so magnificently he is the wealthiest child in all of England.
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