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来源: 没亊来逛逛 于 2011-01-06 10:41:22 [] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 阅读数 : (680 bytes)

A Greedy Lawyer


A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer.

"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh no!", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.

"Where's my Rolex???!!!"

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• "Where's my Rolex???!!!" -无牙- ♂ 给 无牙 发送悄悄话 无牙 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 01/06/2011 postreply 10:48:40

• 哈哈哈，又一次笑翻 -红袖添香老板娘- ♀ 给 红袖添香老板娘 发送悄悄话 红袖添香老板娘 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 01/06/2011 postreply 11:31:03

• 哈哈。Where's my Rolex???! -幼时蓝精灵- ♀ 给 幼时蓝精灵 发送悄悄话 幼时蓝精灵 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 01/06/2011 postreply 17:36:17

• 哈哈 -硅谷知青- ♂ 给 硅谷知青 发送悄悄话 硅谷知青 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 01/06/2011 postreply 21:29:27

• The Rolex is on that arm definitely! -movieday- ♂ 给 movieday 发送悄悄话 movieday 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 01/07/2011 postreply 01:26:51

• Point proved: Jokes in english always make some people laugh. No -tomcat77- ♂ 给 tomcat77 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 01/07/2011 postreply 04:23:15

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