三等奖...

来源: 季襄 2010-11-17 00:04:00 [] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 本文已被阅读: 次 (1040 bytes)

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?” The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”

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这个得要多少参赛者才能把熊宝宝赢完啊? -一片油菜田- 给 一片油菜田 发送悄悄话 一片油菜田 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/17/2010 postreply 01:01:05

问渠哪得清如许,唯有源头活水来 -500miles- 给 500miles 发送悄悄话 500miles 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/17/2010 postreply 03:59:37

。。。。。。。。。 -小宁波♂- 给 小宁波♂ 发送悄悄话 小宁波♂ 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/17/2010 postreply 06:30:49

花径不曾缘客扫, 蓬门今始为君开 -季襄- 给 季襄 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/17/2010 postreply 22:12:55

三等奖...跟自我感觉咋差那么远呢? -lish- 给 lish 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/17/2010 postreply 09:12:43

他可以多次参赛。 -小艾妈妈- 给 小艾妈妈 发送悄悄话 小艾妈妈 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/17/2010 postreply 09:14:27

嗯,再接再厲 -40- 给 40 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/17/2010 postreply 10:07:45

有没有三等奖都拿不到的?:) -囫囵吞枣- 给 囫囵吞枣 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/17/2010 postreply 18:55:00

你以为三等奖就好拿了吗? 要折腾一夜啊...还不给夜班费... -季襄- 给 季襄 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/18/2010 postreply 17:37:54

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