医院笑话集锦

本帖于 2010-09-30 06:29:22 时间, 由版主 笑比哭好 编辑

在一本医疗杂志上看到的笑话,没翻译,看原文更有意思。



A Collective From Medical Interview Records written by various paramedics, ER receptionists, and (we are afraid) a doctor or two at major hospitals.


  • The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
  • Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
  • The skin was moist and dry.
  • Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
  • The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
  • She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
  • Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
  • The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
  • I saw your patient today, who is still under out car for physical therapy.
  • The patient lives at home with his mother, father and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
  • Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
  • Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
  • She is numb from toes down.
  • Exam of genitalia was completed negative except for the right foot.
  • While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
  • The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
  • The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
  • Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
  • coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
  • Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.
  • Patient was alert and unresponsive.
  • When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

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太逗了,就像前些天有人收集的(中文)语误一样 -mknc- 给 mknc 发送悄悄话 mknc 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/17/2010 postreply 12:56:10

jenny 西红柿有卖的吗?多少钱一斤? -mknc- 给 mknc 发送悄悄话 mknc 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/17/2010 postreply 12:57:32

jenny 呢?俺要买西红柿 -mknc- 给 mknc 发送悄悄话 mknc 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/17/2010 postreply 13:52:57

对不起您了,我这都自产自消了:) -jennytomato- 给 jennytomato 发送悄悄话 jennytomato 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/17/2010 postreply 14:27:08

:))有趣. -婷婷~- 给 婷婷~ 发送悄悄话 婷婷~ 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/17/2010 postreply 13:45:32

律師水平的紀錄啊 / 終于知道加州血案的原因了 -40- 给 40 发送悄悄话 (16 bytes) () 09/17/2010 postreply 14:02:15

hahaha, like them -lanatu- 给 lanatu 发送悄悄话 lanatu 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/18/2010 postreply 20:50:10

a-lot-of new words and this one is funny. -movieday- 给 movieday 发送悄悄话 movieday 的博客首页 (640 bytes) () 09/18/2010 postreply 21:12:23

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