Never Accept Gifts

Never accept gifts

A businessman wanted to bribe a congressman for business. He planed to use a new luxurious car to do so.

With cold face the congressman said: "Sir, in my general rules and my honors I won't be allowed to accept such a gift."

The businessman said: "Sir, I perfectly understand your position. Let's do it the other way - I sale the car to you with a price of 10 dollars."

Thinking a moment the congressman said: "If that is the case, I'll buy two such cars."

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回复:为什么要把中文翻成英文呢? -11>2- 给 11>2 发送悄悄话 (2444 bytes) () 05/30/2010 postreply 13:55:04

大哥,您谦虚了,不过您这么敬老俺还是蛮感动滴。 -仙蓬老人- 给 仙蓬老人 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 05/30/2010 postreply 14:04:05

hehe. 谢谢您! -11>2- 给 11>2 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 05/30/2010 postreply 14:10:07

海纳百川~有容乃大~:) -佳佳:)- 给 佳佳:) 发送悄悄话 佳佳:) 的博客首页 (147 bytes) () 05/31/2010 postreply 13:23:58

非常感谢。 -11>2- 给 11>2 发送悄悄话 (156 bytes) () 05/31/2010 postreply 15:09:49

不过看着这样的英文实在笑不出来,惨不忍睹也。 -极光- 给 极光 发送悄悄话 (174 bytes) () 05/30/2010 postreply 15:52:50

回复:不过看着这样的英文实在笑不出来,惨不忍睹也。 -11>2- 给 11>2 发送悄悄话 (269 bytes) () 05/30/2010 postreply 22:47:37

These are my checks -11>2- 给 11>2 发送悄悄话 (255 bytes) () 05/31/2010 postreply 07:56:17

你让我想起了小叮咚! -lish- 给 lish 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 05/30/2010 postreply 17:04:48

呵呵 -500miles- 给 500miles 发送悄悄话 500miles 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 05/31/2010 postreply 05:11:59

这位怎么这么多的post呀。 -拒绝狼- 给 拒绝狼 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 05/31/2010 postreply 08:58:39

太多了。是涅. 接受意见. 歇会. -11>2- 给 11>2 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 05/31/2010 postreply 09:50:20

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