有次上班无聊,俺到处转悠,忽然发现某男同事桌上有两个球,就想玩玩juggling,露一手给大家看看。于是抓起两球,随口问他还有没有多一个,因为要三个球才能玩的。没想到这家伙意味深长的盯住俺,提高嗓门嚷道:"I can only have two balls!" 周围的男同事们一听,哄堂大笑了起来。俺那个窘啊,本想回答:"Who is interested in YOUR BALLS?" 可是为了维持俺的淑女形象,活生生把这话吞了回去,只是狠狠的瞪了他一眼就走开了。
I can only have two balls! (18+)
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• 回复: (81+) -π- ♂ (61 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 10:10:40
• 问者无心嘛。不过这一问,一个深藏不露的大色鬼现形了。 -白芦- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 13:59:24
• 呵呵,现在的女孩子真会想到歪道上去,说是用你手里的来凑啊。 -π- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 14:28:15
• haha, 俺手里的两个就是从他桌上抓来的呀,所以问他还有没有多一个嘛。 -白芦- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 14:38:07
• 那他不是说有2个吗,叫他拿一个出来不就行了? -π- ♂ (195 bytes) () 05/20/2010 postreply 05:45:55
• Tell him: "Watch me to crash them!" -LAChinese- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 11:59:53
• 哇,彪悍呀!看来姐得改正归邪,苦练彪悍才是啊。 -白芦- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 14:01:10
• haha..then ask him show his balls.. -1哥- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 12:44:48
• exactly, you should wave the balls in your hand -idiot94- ♂ (46 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 12:56:39
• yeah, i should have said "oh yeah? show us your balls and prove -白芦- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 14:03:36
• prove it. -白芦- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 14:04:22
• What if he said "Sure, I'd do it after having dinner with you to -1哥- ♂ (21 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 14:49:50
• sure. I will have my camcorder ready to help you prove it to th -白芦- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 14:54:24
• to the world. -白芦- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 14:55:03
• 瓦,这流氓耍的,,,,, -qujohn88- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 14:57:50
• 94,忘了告他性骚扰了。不过下次姐就要彪悍了,不能让色鬼得逞。 -白芦- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 15:40:26
• 你居然还会玩 juggling?真是牛人啊 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 15:56:15
• 这可是俺受小朋友崇拜、大朋友鸡肚的保留节目啊! -白芦- ♀ (152 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 16:52:45
• 看着就眼花 -500miles- ♂ (32 bytes) () 05/20/2010 postreply 05:03:06
• 回复:看着就眼花 -白芦- ♀ (48 bytes) () 05/20/2010 postreply 14:02:28
• 回答:so you don't have enough balls for me -上下左右- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 16:50:03
• 这个听起来好像有点暧昧呢 -白芦- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 18:13:20
• "Only 2 balls? You ain't really that ballsy, then." -diaozhi- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 18:33:52
• tease him: "You poor ballplayer" -owl1111- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 18:41:20
• only God can play three balls: -走马读人- ♂ (24 bytes) () 05/19/2010 postreply 20:03:17
• I thought you have 3 - everyday you are so excited! -havetospeakout- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/20/2010 postreply 13:36:48