英文笑话

So there's three people on a plane- one's Mexican, one's Polish, and one's American. when they flew over Mexico, the Mexican threw down an apple. The other two were like, why'd u do that? and the mexican says, cuz i love my country. they keep flying. then, when they were flying over the usa, the american threw down a pear. the other two ask, why'd u do that? and he replies, cuz i love my country. they keep flying, until they're over poland and the Polish man drops a bomb. the guys are terrified and yells, why the hell did you do that?!? the polish man says, cuz i hate my country.
a couple hours later after they all go home, the mexican finds a little boy on hsi doorsteps, crying. he says, why're u crying? the little boy weeps and says, an apple fell out of the sky and hit me in the head! and he runs away crying.
the american finds a little girl on his doorstep, crying too. he says, why're crying gal? she weeps and says, a pear fell out of the sky and hit me in the head! then she runs away crying.
the polish goes home, and he sees a man laughing manically. confused, the polish man goes up to him and says, why're u laughing? and the man, still guffawling like an idiot, replies, i farted this morning and the building behind me blew up!
=.= kelly told me this story