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> Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
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> Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
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> Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
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> Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
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> Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
> Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
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> Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
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> Johnny is even madder than before.
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> Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
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> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
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> Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
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> Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.
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> When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b-i-t-c-h-e-s would keep their mouths shut!"
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> The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
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> Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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