美国现在真的很糟糕。

We are in DEEP trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired.


That leaves 140 million to do the work.


There are 85 million in school.


Which leaves 55 million to do the work.


Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.


Leaving 15 million to do the work.


2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.


Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.


Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.


At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.


Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.


Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.


That leaves just two people to do the work.


You and me.


And there you are,


Sitting on your ass,


At your computer, reading jokes.



Nice. Real nice.

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Who told you 160 millions retired? -LAChinese- 给 LAChinese 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 10/28/2009 postreply 23:38:41

i think he meant 160 million retarded. -tank- 给 tank 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 00:15:54

That's more precise! Probably moe than 160 million. -坛委书记- 给 坛委书记 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 05:26:21

So, 你俩人托起了整个美国,超人啊! -六仔儿- 给 六仔儿 发送悄悄话 六仔儿 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 01:23:14

大家太认真了,笑话嘛,不值得费脑细胞仔细推敲 -倪达业- 给 倪达业 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 06:45:02

haha , hai hao you ni he wo ~~~haha -点点儿- 给 点点儿 发送悄悄话 点点儿 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 06:51:58

Nice,Real nice.haha~~ -闽姑- 给 闽姑 发送悄悄话 闽姑 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 07:23:14

笑死啦!美国现在真的很糟糕!!! -feier- 给 feier 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 09:26:05

There's only you! -lish- 给 lish 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 10/29/2009 postreply 11:39:37

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