Laugh Out Loud，节日快乐！(zt)

来源: 出来混，迟早要胖的 于 2009-10-02 19:49:33 [] [博客] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 阅读数 : (1449 bytes)
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1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife sa ys 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE

Hu*****and asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period

Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'
!
5. Confident vs. confidentia

A young boy asks his Dad,
'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '
Dad sa ys , 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?

Hu*****and: 'When I get mad at you, you! never fight back.
How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Hu*****and: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush ..'

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• You will lose all your friends! :) -Badguytang- ♂ 给 Badguytang 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 10/02/2009 postreply 19:53:15

• MM中秋快乐！！！ -Badguytang- ♂ 给 Badguytang 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 10/02/2009 postreply 19:58:44

• 现实很残酷啊！不是偷腥的就是报复的。爱在哪里？ -六仔儿- ♂ 给 六仔儿 发送悄悄话 六仔儿 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/02/2009 postreply 20:00:32

• 爱在哪里？that's confidential! -洋八姐- ♂ 给 洋八姐 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 10/02/2009 postreply 21:28:34

• I'm confident about that.！ -出来混，迟早要胖的- ♀ 给 出来混，迟早要胖的 发送悄悄话 出来混，迟早要胖的 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 06:17:16

• 哈哈哈哈哈！大笑中。。。节日快乐！ -AnitaM- ♀ 给 AnitaM 发送悄悄话 AnitaM 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/02/2009 postreply 23:18:54

• 月饼吃了吗？别怕胖，出来混，迟早要胖的 -出来混，迟早要胖的- ♀ 给 出来混，迟早要胖的 发送悄悄话 出来混，迟早要胖的 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 06:13:36

• 吃了，还吃了上海酥饼。 后者更好吃， 但前者有意义。 -AnitaM- ♀ 给 AnitaM 发送悄悄话 AnitaM 的博客首页 (155 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 07:01:23

• 花好月圆 -500miles- ♂ 给 500miles 发送悄悄话 500miles 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 10:51:38

• 出来混，月饼迟早是要吃的～～ -金色的麦田- ♀ 给 金色的麦田 发送悄悄话 金色的麦田 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 14:07:38

• WIFE-->wild female... -走马读人- ♂ 给 走马读人 发送悄悄话 走马读人 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 18:15:13

• 谢谢楼上各位好友！今晚月色明亮，让我们千里共婵娟！ -出来混，迟早要胖的- ♀ 给 出来混，迟早要胖的 发送悄悄话 出来混，迟早要胖的 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/03/2009 postreply 18:41:28

• 好久没看到这么好笑的帖了，顶要胖的 -终于想通了- ♂ 给 终于想通了 发送悄悄话 终于想通了 的博客首页 (27 bytes) () 10/06/2009 postreply 09:31:33

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