Husband and wife are in bed

Hu*****and and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their passion is
heating up. Then the wife stops and says: "I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me." The hu*****and says: "WHAT??" The wife
explains that he must not be in tune
with her emotional needs as a Woman. The hu*****and realizes that nothing
is going to happen and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the hu*****and takes her shopping at a big dept store. He
walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She
can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they
go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to
the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of diamond ear rings. His wife
is so excited. She thinks her hu*****and has flipped out but she does not
care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The hu*****and says: "But you
don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it." The
wife is jumping up and
down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says: "I
am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
The hu*****and says: "No - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this
stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey. I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while." Her face gets really mad and she is about to
explode and the Hu*****and says: "You must not be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man!!!"

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