what makes the new ears ?

Liz Taylor goes in to see her cosmetic surgeon. "I have met the man of
my dreams, finally, the love of my life !" she announces to the
surgeon, "But I need you to help me with a small problem. This man is
only 18 years old, I am truly head over heels in love with him, and
don't want to disappoint him in any way, so I want you to make my
vagina look like that of an 18 year old."

The surgeon tells Liz of the delicate situations involved with this
operation, but does finally agree to performing the said operation.

"But one thing" Liz says "you have to swear to me that no one knows
about this operation, that no magazines or tabloids hear about it!"

"I swear Liz" the surgeon replies.

The big day arrives, Liz goes under the knife, the operation goes text
book perfect and she is moved to a recovery room. Upon regaining
consciousness, Liz's eyes focus on three huge floral arrangements at
the foot of her bed. As the surgeon enters the room to check on her,
Liz bursts into tears.

"How could you do this to me !!! You swore that not a soul would hear
of this operation!!! "

"Now, now Liz, I didn't tell a soul. The first arrangement is from me.
I've been your friend, as much as your surgeon for the past 10 years,
I just wanted to make you feel good. The second arrangement is from
the anesthesiologist, he's gay, he's one of your biggest fans, and I
thought it was okay, since he's worked side by side with me on your
operation."

Liz's eyes gazed over to the third arrangement, pointing her finger
,"And who sent those?"

"Oh yeah" the surgeon replied. "Those are from a guy in the burns
unit, he wanted to thank you for his new ears".

所有跟帖： 

• Hahaha. Takes a little imagination to get this one... -Hangable- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/15/2009 postreply 09:03:43

• 这个也够缺德的，呵呵 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/15/2009 postreply 09:36:44

• 额的神啊, 介个介个也忒神了. -偶的神- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/15/2009 postreply 13:44:18