Whole Wheat (18+)

Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex.

Elmer says, "Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!"

Leon replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"

To which Elmer said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!" So the second old man rushed to the store.

The clerk asks the old man, "May I help you?' "Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Leon.

"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.

Leon replies, "Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"

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• 没人反对店员一语双关吧！？幽默就在于此~~ -sunny-sky- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/01/2009 postreply 12:14:46

• 私觉得这双关的不是“话”本身，而是每个人理解不同:))) -紫色海洋- ♀ (4 bytes) () 07/01/2009 postreply 12:42:50

• 这就是作者的本意。真正的幽默只有幽默的人才能领会。 -sunny-sky- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/01/2009 postreply 13:20:19

• you are pissing people off -hello2002- ♀ (147 bytes) () 07/01/2009 postreply 17:42:46

• 光理解表意不会笑；深层意义才使人发笑。 -sunny-sky- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/01/2009 postreply 13:24:21

• 晕。。愣是没看懂。。。 -(弹弹)- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/01/2009 postreply 13:08:37

• 面包吃不完放久了会硬 -Z.A- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/01/2009 postreply 13:16:32

• 哦～ -(弹弹)- ♂ (26 bytes) () 07/01/2009 postreply 13:59:43

• whole wheat 是铺垫，故弄悬虚...... -sunny-sky- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/01/2009 postreply 14:30:29

• 硬了又如何？ -伟戈- ♂ (6 bytes) () 07/02/2009 postreply 02:03:02

• 他就不用“伟戈”了。：((( -小村姑- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/02/2009 postreply 06:36:15

• Haha -flyinginthewater- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/01/2009 postreply 13:48:27

• Elmer和店员是一伙儿的， 为了促销。 高招儿！男人一般不爱逛超市，服装店 -AnitaM- ♀ (30 bytes) () 07/01/2009 postreply 19:18:17