超雷人！各位男士，千万万万不可得罪老婆

来源: 小丫头于 2009-06-06 00:15:33 [档案] [博客] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 阅读数 : (2910 bytes)

哈哈，不得不写个‘服’字，劲雷人

看完就知道这个。。。。

To my darling hu*****and,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

P.S: YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED

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