爱情篇
柏拉图之恋，是指从互相认识到互相勾引之间的短暂间隙。反正在这段时间什么事情也干不了，索性给安上一个高雅的说法，让人以为自己多纯洁。
Platonic friendship: the short interval between introduction and seduction.
柏拉图之恋是脖子以上的爱：眉来眼去，互诉衷曲，闻闻玫瑰花的香味，一起去听歌剧，吻吻香腮。
Platonic love is the love from the neck up.
约会就象一场延续整个晚上的工作面试。
A date is like a job interview that lasts all night.
干嘛需要科隆香水味的腋窝除臭剂？我想，一旦女人的鼻子都凑到你的腋窝底下，那么诱惑的过程已经基本完成了。 这也可以看出，男女间的一些陋习平时看不见，等到生米煮成熟饭才露峥嵘。
Why do you need underarm deodorant with the cologne smell? I think once a woman’s got her nose in your armpit, the seduction is pretty much over.
没有下文的眉来眼去就像没下味精的中国餐，总觉得差点味。可是味精放太多会令人倒胃口。
Innocent flirting is like Chinese food without MSG.
爱情是一种无法抵御的欲望：就是希望激起别人对自己无法抵挡的欲望。
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
爱情高估了女人之间的差异。其实关了灯全都一个样！Beauty is only a light switch away!
Love consists of overestimating the difference between one woman and another.
在恋爱中，“白头到老”至少必须熬过周末吧？恋爱中的甜言蜜语千万别当真。
In a love affair, forever is at least over weekend.
同床异梦的新注解：我们必须互不信任。这是我们防御背叛的唯一办法。
We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal.
柏拉图之恋，是指从互相认识到互相勾引之间的短暂间隙。反正在这段时间什么事情也干不了，索性给安上一个高雅的说法，让人以为自己多纯洁。
Platonic friendship: the short interval between introduction and seduction.
柏拉图之恋是脖子以上的爱：眉来眼去，互诉衷曲，闻闻玫瑰花的香味，一起去听歌剧，吻吻香腮。
Platonic love is the love from the neck up.
约会就象一场延续整个晚上的工作面试。
A date is like a job interview that lasts all night.
干嘛需要科隆香水味的腋窝除臭剂？我想，一旦女人的鼻子都凑到你的腋窝底下，那么诱惑的过程已经基本完成了。 这也可以看出，男女间的一些陋习平时看不见，等到生米煮成熟饭才露峥嵘。
Why do you need underarm deodorant with the cologne smell? I think once a woman’s got her nose in your armpit, the seduction is pretty much over.
没有下文的眉来眼去就像没下味精的中国餐，总觉得差点味。可是味精放太多会令人倒胃口。
Innocent flirting is like Chinese food without MSG.
爱情是一种无法抵御的欲望：就是希望激起别人对自己无法抵挡的欲望。
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
爱情高估了女人之间的差异。其实关了灯全都一个样！Beauty is only a light switch away!
Love consists of overestimating the difference between one woman and another.
在恋爱中，“白头到老”至少必须熬过周末吧？恋爱中的甜言蜜语千万别当真。
In a love affair, forever is at least over weekend.
同床异梦的新注解：我们必须互不信任。这是我们防御背叛的唯一办法。
We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal.
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