Kids' answer

Can you answer these questions?



Why do birds fly south for the winter?


Because it's too far to walk.


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How does a dentist examine a crocodile's teeth?



very carefully.


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where do you find hippopotamuses?


it depends where you left them.


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why does a giraffe have such a long neck?



because its head is so far from its body.


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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?




I want to hold your hand, hand, hand,……hand, hand, hand….


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What has the head of a cat, the tail of a cat, but is not a cat?



A kitten.


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Why did the chicken cross the road?



She wanted to get to the other side.


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What animal can jump higher than a house?



Any animal. A house can’t jump.


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What time is it when an elephant sits on a park bench?



Time to fix the bench.

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