写给老板要求长工资的信

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!


Dear Bo$$


In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.



Your$ $incerely,


Norman $oh



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:



Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.


NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.


I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly

所有跟帖： 

• 丁！ -botong- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/05/2009 postreply 21:23:10

• 多么和谐的劳资关系啊！ -TZMAN- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 03:54:06

• $$$$$$$$$ -紫色海洋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 06:24:11

• that was in my sweet dream last night :) -botong- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 06:29:09

• 这是我每天的白日梦:)))) -紫色海洋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 06:38:50

• 真是美女啊，俺可是只有做梦的时候才不想这些东东。 -zych311- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 07:06:51

• se ah se ah -botong- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 07:26:07

• 这蔡是真情流露妮 :)) -讲不清- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 07:40:03

• 我是坐家，没有这种需求，转帖，放上去之后才发现没有注明，可改不了了。 -蔡真妮- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 08:51:24

• 应该说我有这种要求时，对我家领导不会这么委婉，河东狮吼多直接 -蔡真妮- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 08:54:02

• 改名叫蔡狮狮吧 :)) -讲不清- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 10:57:51

• 蔡猩猩人性化点。。。 -半世- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 11:07:01

• 二一添作五，改叫豺狮猩，够人性。 -蔡真妮- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 21:18:12

• 悄悄问一下，我们地方小报好几次转贴你的文章，他们给你钱吗？ -(_!_)- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 13:54:58

• 不给。 -蔡真妮- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2009 postreply 21:15:35

• 那你吃什么啊，海外华人太流氓了 -(_!_)- ♂ (36 bytes) () 01/07/2009 postreply 11:39:30