【 美语 】“这里面黑!”

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Subject: 'Dark in here.'


A woman takes a lover home during the day while her hu*****and is
at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them,
and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's hu*****and also
comes home. Panicked, she puts her lover in the cupboard, not
realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy 'I have a football.'
Man 'That's nice.'
Boy 'Want to buy it?'
Man 'No, thanks.'
Boy 'My dad's outside.'
Man 'OK, how much?'
Boy - $250

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the cupboard together.
Boy 'Dark in here.'
Man 'Yes, it is.'
Boy 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy '$750'
Man 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, 'Grab your
boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of footy.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.' The father says,
'What?! Why?! How much did you sell them for?'
Boy - '$1,000.'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is far more than those two things cost. You're going to
church to confess!'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that sh** again'.



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