【轉貼】Hustler雜志當選「本月之阿斯後勒」1975年12月刊人物:統一教教主文鮮明

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上一貼,我們繼續……這是今天最後一貼,也是1975年最後一位「阿斯後勒」

明天(or後天,看情況)開始更1976年的……

[紅字是我加的注]

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ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Lenny Bruce—who at one time made a living by impersonating a rabbi and soliciting donations from wealthy Hollywood matrons—once said that any priest with more than one suit of clothes to his name was a fraud.

He had a point.

Lenny never met the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, head of the 1.2 million member Unification Church. If he had, one of them would probably not have lived thrugh the encounter.

This demagogic Korean evangelist has bought more than $10 million worth of real estate in this country alone since bringing his crusade to the U.A. two-and-a-half years ago. The church—a blend of Christianity, Eastern Philosophy, Anti-Communism, and the belief that Moon may be the second messiah—owns land in California, a dozen houses throughout the country, a 47 acre estate in Belvedere, N.Y., and the 1.2 million Columbia University Club in Manhattan, purchased last May as his national headquarters. His followers raises close to $8 million annuarlly by selling flowers, candles, tea and peanuts door-to-door. In their spare time, they picket adult bookstores and movie theathres[請注意:這可是70年代……那時候AV還是在電影院公開放映的], claiming in effect that sexual freedom is against the will of Allah, Buddah, and the Rev. Moon[“安拉與佛祖”哈哈嘻嘻].

People are beginning to get wise. Both parents and whole communities are battling in and out of court to keep the rip-off Rev. from capturing either their chjildren or their land, many threatening to ask congress for an end to Moon's tax exempt status.

Only a deranged lepper could seriously mistake this ***** for the second Messiah, and this Korean cretin wants to buy the Empire State building. What better place to throw a King Kong-sized Moon at America?===================================================================